Riding the bike to work

Changing your shorts don’t change your ass crack.

Seriously

I can’t keep my hands of your balls.

Walkie-hump

I feel like he’s like a dog who walks around humping.

Getting to know you …

I like that shirt. Can I see your teeth?

Work ethic

I’m all business. I do not have time for gnome funerals.

All growed up

When did you first learn about lesbians?

HarPy BiPthday

We didn’t have confetti so we tossed the salad.

Did you have to bring your dog into it?

You and your dog have ruined organic peanut butter for me.

Customer Service

We own the manure regardless of what the cow ate.

Salesism 47

You gotta touch ‘em when they’re happy.