Salesism 47

You gotta touch ‘em when they’re happy.

Redemption

It’s like a high maintenance girlfriend. You wine her, you dine her and she still won’t redeem.

Biblical references

Teach ‘em to fish or we’re fucked forever.

Sales advice

Don’t pee in the punch bowl.

Good times

It’s like sticking my face in a fan.

Cliche

We need to put more arms and legs around it.

Hard act to follow

I feel like the dog act after a stripper.

Ah, Love.

“She’s ugly, but she’s mine.”